Fantasy WrestleMania Madness - Round One
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In a normal one-on-one match between Cody Rhodes and Shawn Spears (aka the former Tye Dillinger), Cody takes the W in most scenarios.
💥 Match Breakdown:
In-ring skill: Both are solid, but Cody has evolved into a top-tier main-event performer with better pacing and psychology.
Character work: Cody has the charisma, emotional storytelling, and crowd connection. Spears is a great heel, but hasn't had the same momentum.
Storyline edge: If you're calling back to AEW 2019 when Spears cracked Cody with the chair, it sets up a revenge narrative or continuation feud—but even then, Cody's usually booked stronger.
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Cody Rhodes via Cross Rhodes, after surviving some heel antics and a near fall from Spears' C4 finisher.
You want it dusty finish style, clean, or something wild to set up a rem
Now that's a spicy lucha-style showdown: Santos Escobar vs. Penta El Zero Miedo in a normal match!
⚔️ Match Style:
Expect a mix of technical precision (Escobar) and explosive violence (Penta).
Both are masters of lucha libre, but with different flavors:
Santos Escobar – smooth, cunning, calculated, with a touch of old-school flair
Penta – unhinged, high-impact, brutal with that Zero Miedo attitude
🧠 Psychology & Pacing:
Escobar might control the early match with submissions and ring generalship.
Penta flips the tempo with chops, superkicks, and wild dives.
Expect a Penta arm snap tease mid-match and a close near fall off Made in Mexico (Escobar's Phantom Driver).
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Penta El Zero Miedo
Match ends with a counter to Escobar's finisher, leading into Fear Factor for the 1-2-3.
Escobar loses no shine—he pushes Penta to the limit—but in a match where there are no fear and no rules broken, the more brutal lucha wins.
Ohhh let's go! Sami Zayn vs. Dragon Lee in a straight-up normal match? That's a sleeper match of the night candidate, no cap.
🔍 Match Breakdown:
🎭 Character Dynamics:
Sami Zayn – Whether it's underdog babyface Sami or slightly goofy veteran Sami, he brings emotion, timing, and ring IQ.
Dragon Lee – High-flying, high-speed, hard-hitting. His lucha hybrid style brings explosiveness that matches well with Sami's adaptability.
🧠 In-Ring Psychology:
Sami slows the match early with grappling and rope awareness.
Dragon Lee brings that wow factor: tope suicidas, hurricanranas, and rope bounces that get the crowd buzzing.
Near falls fly in the second half—Sami hits a Blue Thunder Bomb for a close 2-count, Dragon Lee kicks out of a top-rope brainbuster.
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Sami Zayn
Sami absorbs the punishment and catches Dragon Lee mid-move for a Helluva Kick outta nowhere.
Post-match handshake, both raise each other's hands—Sami gives him that "you're the future" nod. Respect all around.
If you want Dragon Lee to go over instead and build him as a rising star, we can flip the script and make it about Sami putting him over clean in a banger.
Ooooh now we're getting into a hard-hitting, striking masterclass right here: Shinsuke Nakamura vs Tama Tonga (I assume you meant Tama Tonga, part of the Bullet Club OGs and now with WWE).
🥋 Match Vibes:
Shinsuke Nakamura brings the strong style swagger, unorthodox striking, and taunting mind games.
Tama Tonga brings the chaos—he's gritty, aggressive, and willing to push the rules without fully breaking them.
This would be physical, intense, and psychological—think New Japan vibes with WWE polish.
⚔️ In-Match Flow:
Nakamura plays it cool early, baiting Tonga into overextending.
Tama gets frustrated, bringing that wild energy: running corner splashes, snap suplexes, trash talk.
Nakamura answers back with stiff knees, corner Good Vibrations, and that deadly sliding German suplex off the ropes.
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Shinsuke Nakamura
Alright, here's a wild clash of styles and eras—Kofi Kingston vs. Goldberg in a normal match. This one's got squash potential… but also underdog magic if you let it breathe.
⚖️ Styles Clash Breakdown:
🛡️ Goldberg
Powerhouse, short-match specialist
Quick bursts: Spear ➡️ Jackhammer ➡️ Done
Limited stamina but dominant aura
🦅 Kofi Kingston
Agile, experienced, high-energy underdog
Can sell like crazy and make a comeback exciting
Capable of surviving a beating and firing up a crowd
🎬 How It Could Go:
Option A: Classic Goldberg Squash
Bell rings.
Goldberg hits a Spear within 10 seconds.
Kofi tries to crawl up—Jackhammer.
Winner: Goldberg (under 2 minutes)
⚖️ Match Style & Breakdown:
🧠 Finn Bálor
Veteran ring general
Strikes, counters, and that 1916/Coup de Grâce combo
Can work fast-paced or methodical
💪 Apollo Crews
Super athletic, underrated power
Can match Finn's speed and out-muscle him in spots
Always smooth, but rarely booked as the top guy
⏱️ Match Flow:
Opening minutes are technical—lock-ups, chain wrestling, test of speed vs. strength
Apollo shows off his power game: overhead belly-to-belly, gorilla press
Finn rallies back with corner chops, running dropkick, and a Slingblade
Apollo hits a standing moonsault for a near fall
Finn escapes the powerbomb setup, hits 1916, climbs up…
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Finn Bálor
Ohhh here we go—Braun Strowman vs. Brock Lesnar in a normal match? That's a certified hoss fight. No flips, just fists. This one's short, violent, and built for destruction.
💥 Match Breakdown:
🧱 Braun Strowman
Powerhouse with freak strength
Can run over people like a train but tends to get overwhelmed by elite opponents
Better in multi-man matches but capable of hanging solo
🐗 Brock Lesnar
Suplex City Mayor
Fast for his size, brutal striking, and can end a match in seconds
Big match aura, especially in "normal match" rules
⏱️ Match Flow:
Bell rings—instant stare-down, then wild brawl
Braun tosses Brock into the corner, hits a couple of running shoulder tackles
Brock eats it, shrugs it off, hits a German Suplex
Braun powers out, even lifts Brock for a Running Powerslam—but Brock kicks out at 2
Brock stuns Braun with a knee to the face, then hits an F-5
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Brock Lesnar
After surviving Braun's early power, Brock hits a second F-5 for the win in under 7 minutes.
Alright! Damian Priest vs. Akira Tozawa in a normal match? That's a straight-up size vs. speed match with a clear dynamic—Tozawa brings the energy, Priest brings the pain.
⚖️ Match Breakdown:
🏹 Damian Priest
Tall, powerful, calculated striker
Great with big boots, spinning kicks, and high-impact finishers like South of Heaven or The Reckoning
Cool, composed ring presence
🐉 Akira Tozawa
Quick, agile, and entertaining
Known for his intensity and fearless style (despite being underdog often)
Can hit dives, missile dropkicks, and a wicked senton
⏱️ Match Flow:
Tozawa opens with a flurry—dropkicks, dodging, quick strikes
Priest no-sells a few shots and catches Tozawa mid-air for a backbreaker
Tozawa tries a comeback with a dive to the outside, springboard senton… gets a near fall
Priest cuts him off with a Spinning Heel Kick, then a South of Heaven chokeslam
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Damian Priest
1-2-3 after South of Heaven
Match goes around 5–7 minutes, Tozawa gets in some fun offense, but Priest dominates when it counts.
Priest gives a little nod of respect post-match, but keeps that Judgment Day edge—no handshakes, just a cold stare as he walks off.
OHHHH now we're talking 🔥 — Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs. Matt Cardona (formerly Zack Ryder) in a normal match? That's a total clash of main-event swagger vs. reinvented indie grit.
🎭 Character & Momentum:
🎤 Seth Rollins
Dripping in charisma, elite in-ring IQ
Can adapt to any style: technical, high-flying, brawling
Always has the crowd behind him (or playing to them)
💀 Matt Cardona
No longer just the broski—he's the Deathmatch King, indy god, and self-made brand
Brings toughness, defiance, and an edge that WWE never fully tapped into
Hungry and aggressive, with a point to prove
⏱️ Match Flow:
Opening minutes: Cardona tries to out-brawl Seth, working stiff and trash-talking
Rollins responds with counters, a superkick, and a sling blade to shift momentum
Cardona hits a Reboot kick and Radio Silence for a near fall!
Seth rolls through, lands a Falcon Arrow, then gears up…
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Seth Rollins
Curb Stomp seals the deal after a 10–12 minute back-and-forth match
Commentary hypes Cardona's evolution, but Seth is just that guy
🤔 Bonus Booking Options:
Want to build Cardona up for a heel run? He cheats to win or uses Chelsea Green distraction
Or have Rollins shake his hand post-match and give him the "You belong here again" moment
Either way… Wrestling has more than one Monday Night Messiah, but Seth still owns the ring in this matchup.
Oooh let's GO! Carmelo Hayes vs. Dominik Mysterio in a normal match is a 🔥 next-gen showdown—swagger, legacy, and heat all rolled into one.
🎯 Match Breakdown:
🏀 Carmelo Hayes
"HIM" for a reason—smooth, explosive, confident
Mix of high-flying and technical, with precise execution
Finisher: Nothing But Net (springboard leg drop)
🧬 Dominik Mysterio
Constant heat magnet, but improving fast
Mix of lucha and underhanded heel tactics (thanks to Judgment Day)
Finisher: 619 + Frog Splash, but often needs help to win
⏱️ Match Flow:
Melo controls early with slick offense—springboards, chain wrestling, talking trash mid-match
Dom slows it down with cheap tactics—eye rake, rope leverage, maybe a Judgment Day distraction tease
Melo fights back with a Fadeaway leg drop and a Codebreaker-style knee
Dom tries for a 619, but Melo dodges and hits a top-rope bulldog
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Carmelo Hayes
Hits Nothing But Net for the clean 1-2-3
Post-match, stares into the camera: "Tell 'em I don't miss."
YEET vs WHAT'S UP?! 🔥 Jey Uso vs. R-Truth in a normal match is the kind of feel-good, surprise-banger you didn't know you needed until it happens.
🎭 Character Clash:
🔥 Jey Uso ("Main Event" Jey)
Emotional, fiery, and riding that solo babyface wave
Heavy chops, superkicks, Uso splash, and crowd-driven energy
Finisher: Uso Splash, or sometimes a Spear/Superkick combo
🎤 R-Truth
Veteran, comedy genius, but still super athletic
Often underestimated—he can GO when needed
Finisher: Lie Detector or Scissor Kick
⏱️ Match Flow:
Starts light with Truth doing comedy—maybe tries to "YEET" dance with Jey
Jey isn't amused at first but cracks a smile, then turns up the heat
Truth lands a spinning elbow and top-rope dropkick for a near fall
Jey hits a superkick outta nowhere, fires up the crowd, and heads to the top
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Jey Uso
Uso Splash for the clean pin
Post-match handshake, crowd chants "YEET! WHAT'S UP!"
YOOO. Jacob Fatu vs. Omos is a certified monster mash 👹💥 — pure destruction, high-impact chaos, and a "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable giant" kind of showdown.
🧨 Match Breakdown:
🩸 Jacob Fatu
Absolute savage in the ring—high-flying for a big man, explosive, ruthless
Brings Samoan legacy + street-level grit
Finisher: Pop-up Samoan Drop, Moonsault, or a devastating spike
🏢 Omos
Towering 7'3" powerhouse
Slow, methodical, dominant in strength
Finisher: Two-handed Chokeslam, Tree Slam
💣 Match Flow (Normal Match):
Big stare-down to start—crowd is hyped by the sheer size & energy
Omos dominates early—headbutts, body slams, corner elbows
Fatu eats it but fires back with a running superkick and top-rope crossbody (yes, for real)
Omos grabs him mid-air for a chokeslam—but Fatu flips out and counters into a Samoan Drop
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Jacob Fatu
Moonsault from the top rope after staggering the giant
Clean 1-2-3 in a hard-hitting 6–8 minute match
LET'S GOOOO! 🔥 Xavier Woods vs. Trick Williams is straight-up charisma overload meets athletic finesse. You've got two of the most underrated talkers and natural entertainers in WWE going head-to-head—with some serious in-ring chops to back it up.
🎭 Character Breakdown:
👑 Xavier Woods
Veteran, brainy, precise, and incredibly agile
Brings energy, heart, and psychology—plus the trombone 😎
Finisher: Lost in the Woods (shining wizard), also uses Honor Roll & Limit Break elbow
💥 Trick Williams
Big, powerful, still rising, but connects with the crowd effortlessly
Confident, explosive, and evolving every week
Finisher: Trick Shot (running jumping big boot)
🏟️ Match Flow:
Hot crowd—dueling chants for "Woods!" and "Whoop That Trick!"
Woods uses agility and smarts early—dodges, quick roll-ups, springboards
Trick powers through—hits a big spinebuster, then starts taunting
Woods rallies with the Honor Roll clothesline and tightrope elbow drop
Trick blocks the Shining Wizard and lands the Trick Shot outta nowhere
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Trick Williams
Clean win after a hard-fought, 10-minute bout
Post-match respect moment? Maybe. Or Woods gives him a veteran nod from the mat.
OHHH now you're getting fancy with this one. 🔥 Ludwig Kaiser vs. Lexis King (Brian Pillman Jr.) in a normal match is elegance vs ego, precision vs unpredictability. This one would be a sleeper hit on NXT or even a pre-show banger on a PLE.
🧠 Character Breakdown:
🧤 Ludwig Kaiser (Imperium)
Precise, technical, and smug
Ring general mentality—loves methodical pacing and joint manipulation
Striking is crisp, with European uppercuts and clean suplexes
Finisher: Running enzuigiri or a spinning DDT variation
🔥 Lexis King
Flashy, cocky, and unpredictable
Legacy talent trying to carve his own heel identity
More wild than polished—likes to frustrate and bait opponents
Finisher: Coronation (modified neckbreaker or swinging cutter)
⚔️ Match Flow:
Kaiser controls early—mat wrestling, clean reversals, showing Lexis up
King gets dirty—eye poke behind the ref's back, taunting, rope choke
Kaiser turns it up with snapping uppercuts and a rolling kick combo
Lexis surprises with a slingshot cutter for a near fall
Kaiser dodges a Coronation, lands a basement enzuigiri to the temple
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Ludwig Kaiser
Wins with technical dominance and precision striking, clean pin after a vicious enzuigiri or spinning neckbreaker
Yessir! 🔥 The Miz vs. AJ Styles in a normal match is a clash of WWE longevity vs wrestling excellence—and they've crossed paths before, but if you're fantasy booking it like a true showdown? It's got layers.
🎯 Match Breakdown:
🎤 The Miz
Master of manipulation, ring psychology, and heel antics
Not the most athletic, but always finds a way to stay in control
Finisher: Skull-Crushing Finale
🦅 AJ Styles
Phenomenal athleticism, smooth offense, and crisp timing
Versatile—can work fast-paced, grounded, or high-flying
Finisher: Styles Clash, Phenomenal Forearm
🏟️ Match Flow:
Miz tries to slow the pace, ducking out of the ring, playing to the crowd, talking trash
AJ gets tired of the games—springboard dropkick, Pele kick, then works Miz's leg
Miz fires back—DDT, ropes-assisted pins, even tries a figure-four (tribute to Flair)
AJ kicks out of the Skull-Crushing Finale at 2.9
Miz tries a second one—AJ slips out, hits the Ushigoroshi, sets up…
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: AJ Styles
Phenomenal Forearm seals the deal after Miz's bag of tricks runs out
GUNTHER vs. JOE HENDRY in a normal match? 👀 Ohhhh YES. We are talking about a potential banger with serious charisma vs cold discipline vibes.
This is "I believe in Joe Hendry" vs "The Ring General" — and the contrast is beautiful.
🔍 Character Dynamics:
🪖 Gunther
Ruthless, disciplined, stiff as hell.
His entire philosophy is about respecting the ring, no nonsense.
Finisher: Powerbomb, Last Symphony, vicious chops
🎤 Joe Hendry
Charismatic, over-the-top entrances, with that "sing it and it becomes real" swagger
Don't let the comedy fool you—he can wrestle and absorb punishment
Finisher: Standing Ovation (Fallaway slam into Rock Bottom-like move)
⚔️ Match Flow:
Joe Hendry does a custom song promo on Gunther pre-match that ROASTS him. Crowd is loving it. Gunther? Not so much.
Bell rings—Gunther chops Hendry into the Shadow Realm immediately.
Hendry rallies with unexpected strength—throws Gunther, hits a pop-up suplex and poses mid-ring.
Gunther turns up the violence—running dropkick into the corner, followed by two brutal powerbombs.
Hendry kicks out at 2.5! Crowd is HOT.
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Gunther
Ends it with the Last Symphony, after weathering Hendry's mind games and heart.
🔥 Bonus Booking Ideas:
Post-match: Gunther stares down Hendry, gives him a subtle nod of respect—because he made him work.
Oh snap. You're putting The Tribal Chief Roman Reigns up against KC Navarro? That's got "David vs. Goliath" written all over it—with all the storytelling potential of a showcase squash with heart.
🏛️ Character Clash:
🩸 Roman Reigns
The undisputed face of dominance
Cool, calculated, manipulative, and explosive
Finisher: Superman Punch, Spear, and Guillotine Choke
🚀 KC Navarro
Underdog with quickness and flash
Known for his resilience and "Blessed" energy
Can fly, counter, and rally the crowd behind him
Finisher: Jesus Piece (springboard cutter variation)
🎬 Match Flow (Normal Match):
Roman enters with full God Mode aura—slow walk, Paul Heyman in tow, championship held high.
KC starts the match fast—springboard attacks, dropkicks, and even a surprise near fall off a roll-up.
Roman shrugs it off and stiff clotheslines Navarro into the mat.
KC fights back, tries a springboard cutter, but Roman catches him in midair with a Superman Punch.
Roman yells "Acknowledge me!" before hitting a Spear.
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Roman Reigns (dominantly)
Spear + Guillotine Choke ends it—Roman holds the submission until the ref pulls him off to show brutality.
Bonus Booking Twist:
Post-match, Roman grabs the mic… and instead of mocking KC, he says:"You got heart, kid. But heart doesn't beat bloodline."
KC Navarro earns crowd respect for not backing down. Could plant seeds for a future rise or surprise alliance.
WHEW! 🔥 Now this is a technical wrestling masterclass waiting to happen — Chad Gable vs. Andrade in a normal match? We're talking snap suplexes, crisp counters, and pure wrestling artistry.
🧠 Wrestling Breakdown:
🥇 Chad Gable
Olympic-level technical wizard
Explosive suplexes, grapples, chain wrestling king
Finisher: Chaos Theory (rolling German suplex), Ankle Lock
💃 Andrade
Smooth as silk with that lucha-infused mat style
Loves playing the cocky heel but backs it up with brutal offense
Finisher: El Idolo (hammerlock DDT), and that spinning back elbow is lethal
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
🔁 Opening minutes: Technical chain wrestling—Gable controls the ground game, Andrade counters with agility
Andrade turns up the heat—chop battles, hits a slingshot dropkick in the corner
Gable responds—deadlift German suplex, bridging pins, transitions into an Ankle Lock
Andrade escapes and lands the spinning back elbow for a CLOSE 2-count
Gable reverses the DDT attempt into Chaos Theory
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Chad Gable
Clean win after Chaos Theory, showing grit, intelligence, and the ability to outlast Andrade's speed and strikes
OOF. Now that's a certified banger, lad. 🇮🇪🤜🤛🇬🇧 Sheamus vs. Tyler Bate in a normal match feels like the best of British Strong Style colliding with Celtic brutality. It's chops, slams, mustaches, and mayhem.
🍺 Match Style Breakdown:
☘️ Sheamus
Heavy-hitting brawler, big-match veteran
Loves a good fight: Ten Beats of the Bodhrán, Irish Curse, Brogue Kick
Will turn your chest into raw meat and yell "FELLA!" doing it
🥊 Tyler Bate
Technical, powerful for his size, freakishly strong
Mix of lucha, grappling, and British style
Finisher: Tyler Driver '97, Spiral Tap, Bop & Bang
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Early on, Bate frustrates Sheamus with agility and mat wrestling
Sheamus catches him mid-air and unleashes the Ten Beats, followed by a huge powerslam
Bate comes back with a standing shooting star, then pulls off a freakishly strong airplane spin
Sheamus fights through it and attempts a Brogue Kick, but Bate ducks and hits Tyler Driver '97 for a close 2-count!
Bate goes for a second Spiral Tap… but Sheamus gets the knees up
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Sheamus
Brogue Kick out of nowhere after a stiff striking exchange
Bate gets up dazed, Sheamus gives him a respectful nod like, "You got it, kid."
Ohhh man… Solo Sikoa vs. Uncle Howdy is straight-up dark aura vs silent rage — a collision of mystery, brutality, and psychological warfare. 👁️🩸
This has cinematic main event vibes, even in a normal match—and it could be booked like a horror fight meets Samoan street brawl.
🕯️ Character Breakdown:
🔨 Solo Sikoa
Quiet enforcer of The Bloodline
Built like a tank, walks like a hitman
Finisher: Samoan Spike, Spinning Uranage, and ground-and-pound aggression
🎭 Uncle Howdy
Cryptic, eerie, unpredictable
Moves methodically, like a horror villain who enjoys the mind games
Finisher: Unknown, but uses twisted versions of Sister Abigail or claws/submission holds
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Atmosphere is EVERYTHING—low lighting, smoke, maybe a flickering video or two before Howdy appears behind Solo
Solo starts aggressive—corner splashes, headbutts, yelling "I run this!"
Howdy absorbs the pain like a horror villain—smiling through it, dodging just enough to creep Solo out
Solo lands a Spinning Uranage, goes for the Samoan Spike…
Lights flicker. Howdy slips behind him.
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Uncle Howdy (via mind game shenanigans)
Solo hits the Spike—but Howdy laughs and no-sells it, then hits a twisting Sister Abigail-like move for the 1-2-3
Solo sits up, stunned. Not injured—just mentally rattled.
👀 Ohhh YES. Rey Mysterio vs. Oba Femi is a clash of generations, size, and sheer willpower. You've got the legendary giant-slayer vs WWE's next unstoppable juggernaut. This could be match of the night if booked right.
⚖️ Size & Style Breakdown:
🐐 Rey Mysterio
One of the greatest underdogs in WWE history
Uses speed, agility, and experience to outmaneuver giants
Finisher: 619, Droppin' the Dime (Frog Splash)
🦍 Oba Femi
Massive, powerful, dominant — the NXT Breakout Beast
Throws dudes like they're crash test dummies
Finisher: Powerbomb, Popup Slam, or raw brute force
🧨 Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Oba starts strong—catches Rey on a springboard, tosses him across the ring with ease
Rey starts chipping away—leg kicks, low dropkicks, and keeps moving nonstop
Oba blocks a 619 with sheer strength—grabs Rey mid-swing and slams him down
Rey counters a powerbomb attempt into a hurricanrana, sends Oba into the ropes—BOOM! 619 CONNECTS
Rey hits the Frog Splash… but Oba kicks out at 1.
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Oba Femi
Catches Rey trying a springboard, transitions into a massive popup Powerbomb for the pin
Rey sells it like death—Oba looks like a main roster monster-in-the-making
OHHHH that's JUICY 🍎🔥 — Bron Breakker vs. Carlito in a normal match is a wild mix of explosive new blood vs smooth OG swagger. This match would be fun, fast, and full of personality.
💪 Wrestler Breakdown:
🦁 Bron Breakker
Intense, powerful, and explosive—steiner-blooded wrecking machine
Speeds through suplexes, shoulder blocks, and devastating Spears
Finisher: Military Press Powerslam, Spear
🍏 Carlito
Cool, calm, and spits in the face of people who don't want to be cool 😎
Underrated technician with slick counter-wrestling
Finisher: Backstabber
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Carlito starts with mind games—spits the apple in the air, taunts Breakker
Bron doesn't play—explodes with a clothesline and dominates with early power
Carlito counters a suplex into a Backstabber attempt—Bron powers out
Carlito targets the shoulder, slows the pace, gets in some slick reversals
Bron catches him on a springboard and hits a huge Spear outta nowhere
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Bron Breakker
Finishes it with the Military Press Powerslam after a short, high-impact match
Carlito gives the "you got me, kid" nod post-match or tries to cheap shot and eats another Spear 😤
OH SNAP. 🔥 Bronson Reed vs. John Cena in a normal match? That's Hustle, Loyalty, Respect vs. Tsunami-level destruction — a powerhouse clash with big match energy written all over it.
🧱 Wrestler Breakdown:
🧢 John Cena
Mr. Big Match, the ultimate babyface warrior
Built on resilience, crowd energy, and never giving up
Finisher: Attitude Adjustment, STF, Five Knuckle Shuffle
🌊 Bronson Reed
Thick, punishing, and surprisingly agile for his size
Dominates with power moves, corner splashes, and that brutal Tsunami splash
Finisher: Tsunami (top rope splash), Death Valley Driver, Running Senton
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Cena opens strong, trying to match Reed's power—hits a shoulder block, Reed just stares him down
Reed takes control—running body attack, corner splash, hits a Samoan Drop for a near fall
Cena fires up with the Five Moves of Doom — shoulder tackles, side slam, "You Can't See Me"…
Goes for the Attitude Adjustment — Reed counters with a DDT or splash
Reed goes up for the Tsunami, but Cena rolls out at the last second!
Cena lifts the big man for a huge Attitude Adjustment that shakes the ring!
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: John Cena
After surviving Reed's power and catching him with a surprise AA, Cena scores the pin and celebrates with the crowd
Yessir! 🐍 Randy Orton vs. Brian Myers (aka the "Most Professional Wrestler") is a veteran-level clinic in pacing, psychology, and ring IQ. This is a matchup between a bonafide WWE legend and a highly underrated technician who knows how to make a match look good.
🎯 Character Breakdown:
🐍 Randy Orton
Ice-cold, calculated, master of timing and psychology
Loves to slow the pace, lull you in… and RKO you outta nowhere
Finisher: RKO, Punt Kick, Draping DDT
💼 Brian Myers
Polished veteran, known for being crisp, reliable, and professional
Can wrestle any style, sells like a champ, and brings intensity when needed
Finisher: Roster Cut (lariat)
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Myers tries to outpace Orton early—headlocks, quick roll-ups, dropkicks
Orton slows things down—hangs Myers on the ropes, hits the draping DDT, starts stalking
Myers lands a big lariat (Roster Cut) for a 2-count, gets cocky and shouts "I told you I'm better than Edge!"
That triggers Orton, who gets that trademark smirk and slithers into position...
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Randy Orton
RKO outta nowhere, clean win after a competitive 8–10 minute match
OHHHH now we're cooking 🔥 — CM Punk vs. Mustafa Ali in a normal match is a storytelling clinic meets athletic precision. You've got Punk's sharp-tongued veteran savvy going head-to-head with Ali's high-octane, emotionally driven offense. This one would have the crowd hooked from bell to bell.
🧠 Wrestler Breakdown:
🗣️ CM Punk
The Voice of the Voiceless, master of ring psychology
Great at slowing the pace, trash talking mid-match, and targeting weak spots
Finisher: GTS (Go To Sleep), Anaconda Vise
⚡ Mustafa Ali
Underrated technical high-flyer with a chip on his shoulder
Innovative offense: springboards, dives, and crisp striking
Finisher: 054 (inverted 450 splash), Koji Clutch
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Punk starts by mocking Ali, underestimating him, maybe throws in some "you don't belong on my level" lines
Ali fires up—quick strikes, springboard DDT, tope suicida—gets a near fall early
Punk gets nasty—rams Ali's ribs into the post, works a slow, methodical pace with rest holds and knee strikes
Ali nearly wins it with a superkick + 054, but Punk gets the foot on the rope
Ali goes for a second 054—Punk moves, picks him up, and…
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: CM Punk
Hits the GTS after dodging Ali's second big move attempt
Grins post-match like "Told ya, kid," but gives Ali a slight nod of respect
YOOOO 🔥 this one's got flavor and fight all over it! Grayson Waller vs. Pete Dunne (aka "The Bruiserweight") in a normal match would be a banger with major contrast—cocky showman vs technical pitbull.
🧠 Character Clash:
🎤 Grayson Waller
Flashy, loud, obnoxious—but crafty and athletic
Loves playing mind games and using sneaky tactics
Finisher: Rolling Stunner, Elbow Drop off the top to the outside
🥶 Pete Dunne
Joint manipulation specialist, hard-hitting bruiser
Small in stature, massive in aggression
Finisher: Bitter End, Finger Snap, Triangle Armbar
🎯 Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Waller stalls early—rolling out of the ring, taunting fans, dodging Dunne's lock-ups
Dunne gets his hands on him—twisting fingers, stomping hands, elbowing his jaw
Waller creates space with a big dropkick and rolling flatliner
Dunne targets the arm and hand, setting up for a submission or finger snap
Waller tries the Rolling Stunner, but Dunne catches him mid-roll into a triangle choke!
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Pete Dunne
Finger snap ➡️ Bitter End ➡️ clean pinfall
Waller throws a tantrum post-match, maybe blames the crowd or teases a rematch with "bigger stakes
OHHHH this is a promo dream match right here! 🎤🔥 Logan Paul vs. Ethan Page in a normal match is pure ego vs ego—but with legit in-ring skills to back it up. This would be straight up social media clout meets indie charisma.
🧠 Character Breakdown:
🥇 Logan Paul
Celebrity crossover megastar, but shockingly good in-ring
Athletic, flashy, and LOVES to rub it in
Finisher: Frog Splash, Knockout punch (with brass knuckles)
💼 Ethan Page ("All Ego")
One of the best talkers in the business, pure charisma
Veteran of the game, solid all-around worker
Finisher: Ego's Edge (razor's edge), Roundhouse kick
🎬 Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Match kicks off with a TON of trash talk—Logan mocks Ethan's "YouTube-level fame", Ethan claps back with "I'm the star without needing a Prime bottle."
Logan gets cocky—leapfrog, dropkick, selfie mid-match, crowd's hot
Ethan answers with a spinebuster and massive clothesline, slows the pace
Logan hits a springboard moonsault, goes for the Frog Splash—Ethan rolls out and plants him with a Roundhouse Kick
Logan pulls out brass knuckles from his tights (classic heel move)...
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Logan Paul (heel style)
Distracts the ref, uses brass knuckles, hits a KO punch, and scores the cheap win
Smirks and vlogs the win post-match while Ethan Page is laid out
YOOO 🔥 This one's got street fight energy without needing a stipulation! Kevin Owens vs. Tony D'Angelo in a normal match is a brawl wrapped in attitude, with blue-collar fury vs mob-boss swagger. This would be a gritty, hard-hitting scrap with personality for DAYS.
💪 Character Clash:
🐺 Kevin Owens
No-nonsense, prizefighter mentality
Unfiltered trash talk, great striker, heavy brawler
Finisher: Stunner, Pop-Up Powerbomb
🍝 Tony D'Angelo ("The Don of NXT")
Old-school mafia flair, tough as nails
Combines suplexes and street smarts, with underhanded tactics if needed
Finisher: Forget About It (modified fisherman buster)
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Trash talk opens the match, maybe Tony says: "You don't walk into The Family's house and expect to leave upright."
Owens throws the first punch—slugfest begins immediately
Tony surprises KO with amateur mat control, even hits a nice belly-to-belly suplex
Owens turns it around—corner cannonball, superkick, and a Pop-Up Powerbomb for a near fall
Tony goes for Forget About It, but KO rolls through, rebounds off the ropes and—
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Kevin Owens
Hits the Stunner, gets the 1-2-3 after a gritty, physical 10-minute fight
OH. MY. GOD. 🔥 This one is violence personified.
Karrion Kross vs. Ilja Dragunov in a normal match is intensity vs insanity—a total war of wills, pain tolerance, and raw brutality.
⚔️ Character Clash:
🕷️ Karrion Kross
Cold, methodical destroyer with psychological mind games
Dominates with power moves and calculated pacing
Finisher: Doomsday Saito, Kross Jacket (rear naked choke)
🔥 Ilja Dragunov
Emotionally explosive, runs on pure adrenaline and willpower
Absorbs punishment and thrives on it
Finisher: Torpedo Moscow, Constantine Special, Sleeper Hold (neck crank)
🩸 Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Staredown opens the match. Zero words. Just tension.
Kross hits a massive exploder early, controlling with stiff strikes and brutal knee lifts
Ilja FIRES BACK with chops, flying forearms, and a suicide dive—refuses to stay down
Kross traps Ilja in the Kross Jacket… Ilja escapes by headbutting him like a lunatic
Dragunov hits Constantine Special, goes for Torpedo Moscow—but Kross counters into a Doomsday Saito for a near fall
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Ilja Dragunov
Torpedo Moscow out of nowhere after surviving brutal punishment
Both men are down post-match, crowd is standing, no music hits for a full 10 seconds to let the moment breathe
YEAH! 🔥 LA Knight vs. Otis in a normal match? This one's got entertainment, crowd interaction, and good ol' heavyweight fun written all over it. Whether it's Raw or SmackDown, this could be a hilarious but hard-hitting popcorn match.
🎤 Character Breakdown:
🕶️ LA Knight
Charisma machine. The master of catchphrases and crowd control
Combines brawling with high-impact moves like neckbreakers and elbows
Finisher: BFT (Blunt Force Trauma)
🍖 Otis
Comedy powerhouse with deceptive agility
Can throw people around like rag dolls, and has great timing for big-man spots
Finisher: Vader Bomb, Caterpillar Elbow Drop
🎬 Match Flow (Normal Rules):
LA Knight comes out running his mouth:"That tree-trunk lookin' goof in the ring? He's gettin' chopped down, YEAH!"
Otis charges—shoulder blocks, belly-to-belly suplex, big man offense early
Crowd chants "Caterpillar!"—Otis delivers the Caterpillar elbow, gets a pop
Knight plays it smart, dodges the Vader Bomb, hits elbows and a swinging neckbreaker
As Otis rises for another charge, LA Knight hits the BFT outta nowhere!
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: LA Knight
BFT for the 1-2-3, followed by a classic post-match promo:"What happened tonight? Otis got SMACKED down by the Megastar—L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!"
OH YES. 🔥 Austin Theory vs. Tama Tonga in a normal match is cocky golden boy vs wild chaos incarnate — a clash of attitude, aggression, and two very different brands of arrogance.
🧠 Character Breakdown:
📸 Austin Theory
Vain, athletic, and constantly flaunting his "now" status
Combines flashy moves with cheap tactics and smug heel energy
Finisher: A-Town Down, Springboard Blockbuster
💣 Tama Tonga
Unhinged, unpredictable, and flat-out dangerous
Mixes brawling and speed, known for erratic energy and wild striking
Finisher: Gun Stun (RKO-style cutter), Tongan Twist
🎬 Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Theory opens up by flexing and mocking Tama's "chaotic" look, even pulls out his phone mid-match
Tama responds with a straight-up slap to the face and starts unloading punches and stiff clotheslines
Theory uses ring awareness—pulls the ropes, low-bridges Tama, and hits a rolling dropkick
Crowd is 50/50, building as Tama starts his comeback—Samoan Drop, running corner splash
Theory goes for A-Town Down, but Tama counters mid-air into a Gun Stun!!
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Tama Tonga
Clean win with Gun Stun, but not before Theory made him work for it
OH BABY. 🔥 Drew McIntyre vs. Nic Nemeth (formerly Dolph Ziggler) in a normal match is power vs perfection — a revenge-laced, pride-fueled showdown with real history and main event potential.
🧠 Backstory Angle (Optional but juicy):
Remember when Ziggler brought Drew back to WWE as his "heavy" in 2018?
Now flip the script: Nic Nemeth is on his own path, trying to prove he's more than just "Dolph," and Drew's out to remind him who the real top guy is.
💪 Character Breakdown:
🗡️ Drew McIntyre
Powerhouse with world title pedigree
Aggressive, focused, loves stiff strikes and suplexes
Finisher: Claymore Kick, Future Shock DDT
🦅 Nic Nemeth
One of the smoothest workers in the game
Explosive selling, veteran ring IQ, and can outlast almost anyone
Finisher: Superkick, Zig-Zag
🏟️ Match Flow (Normal Rules):
Slow burn opening—collar-and-elbow, mat work, Drew tossing Nic around
Nemeth frustrates Drew with counters—dropkicks, neckbreakers, even gets a near fall with a Famouser
Drew rallies with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex, hits the Future Shock DDT—2 count
Nemeth hits a Superkick outta nowhere, sets up for the Zig-Zag
Drew blocks it, bounces off the ropes—
🏁 Final Result:
Winner: Drew McIntyre
Claymore Kick, perfectly timed, knocks Nemeth out cold
Post-match: Drew doesn't mock—he stares him down, maybe even says:"You brought me back. I'll always remember that. But I've passed you by."